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What if the world was made of pudding?

A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.
“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

What if the world was made of pudding?”

What in the world? 

A phrase that one says to another person in reaction to a completely ridiculous situation.
Jena: Yeah I heard that Nicki spontaneously set her house on fire yesterday in a wild rage and then ran down the street screaming "The British are coming!"

Jasmine: What in the world?

What if the world was made of pudding?

A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.
Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?

What in the world wide web? 

What you say when you stumble across something bizzare, unusual, shocking, and or interesting while surfing the web.
Urbandictionary.com What in the world wide web is that?

What in the wide wide world of sports? 

The greatest phrase ever uttered.
A phrase that can be used instead of "What?", "Huh?", "Why?" or even "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, everyone. We have a pop quiz today."
"What in the wide wide world of sports?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"