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Asstroll 

A combination of asshole and troll, i.e. a troll who is a complete asshole. Even more obnoxious than your average run-of-the-mill troll.
Asstrolls are running wild on the internet and shitposting everywhere.
Asstroll by Rudy Ray Dolemite January 30, 2017

arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack
"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash Guinness} poop stink
arsetrocity by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

arsetralia 

A continent-sized landmass south of the equator, pretty far from anywhere actual human beings live. It's where Mother Earth expels its excrement as this landfill is located literally on its arse bottom. Filled with kangaroos, koalas, dingoes, poisonous snakes, and nothing much of importance.

Also known as Van Diemen's Land.

INCORRECT SPELLING: Australia
CORRECT SPELLING: Arsetralia
Guess what I'm flying to Perth next month.

You mean Perth, Scotland?

No. Down under -- Arsetralia.
arsetralia by Third World Sam April 10, 2022

Asstrolls 

The Houston astros (asstrolls) and fan base

Bandwagon Houston Astro fans. Constantly bragging about how great their team is, even tho they have more 100+ loss season than World Series titles.
Fuck the Asstrolls
Asstrolls by ALW King A’s August 1, 2019

Arsetronaut 

A term used to decribe a homosexual male, ie butt pirate, poof, Starfish Trooper.
That guy who works behind the bar here is a fuckin arsetronaut
Arsetronaut by Scoundrel June 27, 2004

arsetronomical 

being an arse of astronomical proportions
he ridiculed his wife in front of all the friends, he is really arsetronomical