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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
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Cheese Grating 

The act of biting down softly while giving head, so the teeth are gently scraping the wang. Not meant to shock the male, but just to startle him enough to make him pay attention and not start thinking of something else while he is sitting back.
Bro 1: "Yo brosef! I heard you got some last night from that girl at the bar! How was she?"

Bro 2: "Well it was going pretty good. She was suckin' on my thang and I was just sitting there thinking about lax and stuff, when she started cheese grating me out of nowhere. It was kind of weird, but pretty rad at the same time.

cheese grating 

I played Halo the other day and was cheese grating a bunch of aliens!
cheese grating by faggotchomper November 15, 2014

grating the cheese 

In video game hockey, rapidly poke checking the goalie while he has the puck covered but can still move it.

Any goals gained from this practice are very cheesy.
Why do you keep grating the cheese? I'm not going to pass it with my goalie.

I've got two goals off grating the cheese alone.
grating the cheese by Hexis August 21, 2008

cheese grating 

the act of scraping the dried post sex cum butter out of one's underwater preferably with teeth.
I asked her if she swallows and she asked me if I was into cheese grating?
cheese grating by scrilla douche` January 8, 2018

Grating the Cheese 

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.
I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

Grating The Cheese 

When a male removes the penis from the anus of another person, and then inserts it into the anus of a third party, then ejaculates and performs ass to mouth.
I couldnt believe the hookers I picked up, they were all for Grating The Cheese