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Mohammed Kaboom 

The fictional name of the standard jihadist piece of shit that likes to blow either himself or others up.
Guy 1: What's the name of that new terrorist that keeps planning attacks.

Guy 2: I know know, they are all the same. Mohammed something. Mohammed Kaboom.
Mohammed Kaboom by T.J. Dubz November 21, 2011

Mohammed Khalifa 

When you become a rapper, suicide bomber, and to top it all off, a pornstar, all at the same time. They typically tend to rap about blowing up their own pussy, which so happens to be infected. Mohammed Khalifa enjoy shoving toy planes into themselves and squirt out ashes. Are usually attracted to minors and use them to assist in bombings.
Is that a plane?
No it's a Mohammed Khalifa, run!!!!!!
*BOOM*
Mohammed Khalifa by TuDulceVeneno October 12, 2022

Mohammed kunhi 

He has a great personality. He is always positive and finds happiness in little things.
He love his girlfriend so much and takes good care of her. He has an awsome angelic girlfriend.

He is a good friend and a good son. He loves his family and does everything for the them. You'll find thousands of reasons in him which might make people for for him.

A soul with good heart.
Mohammed kunhi by Yours habibthi November 25, 2021

Mohammed Kombos 

‘Batty boy’, generically known for ‘not backing his beef/chat’.
Mohammed Kombos by rkgetsgwp3 February 21, 2025

Khaled Mohammed Khaled: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

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Khaled Mohammed Khaled: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!