kratarded 

to act dumb or describe one acting dumb. Acting crazy/retarded.

Man that was kratarded doing that.

kratarded by Kratarded Man January 9, 2017

Bratarded 

When one is extremely deficient at removing the female article of clothing, the bra.

-"Oh my god, Aaron, it's been 4 minutes! I'll do it, you're so bratarded"

-"I don't think he's gotten much action. He was completely bratarded yesterday"

Bratarded by djgringo June 16, 2010

kartarrded 

something stupid, retarded or ridiculous, often relating to sex or alcohol.

I can't believe you went home with one guy while on a date with his friend. Are you kartarrded?

kartarrded by IMayOrMayNotBeDP May 10, 2010

keytarded 

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.

Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.

keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010

kretarded 

the description of any idea one finds especially stupid. it helps if the idea in question either is conveyed through alliteration of or involves the letter 'k'

Person 1: Look at the 'K' on my glasses! It stands for Kool!
Person 2: That's kretarded.

kretarded by MrrrrH December 15, 2009

Katarded 

When someone has consumed to much Ketamine, gone into a kahole which eventually leads to becoming totally Kabaty}

Jims katarded man he can't even stand up

Katarded by Mr Knesswordsworth December 7, 2007

Fratarded 

The mindframe of most fraternity members, especially in Laramie, Wyoming. Usually a requirement for acceptance into a frat.

Mike: Look at that jackass in the SAE shirt hitting on all those chicks way out of his league.

Bob: Yeah, hes fucking fratarded.

Joe: ERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Fratarded by chewie October 21, 2004