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Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.
Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!
Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011
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slapitizer 

when you slap someone with hand sanitizer freshly applied
I just got slapitizered with the new Bath and Body Works scent.
slapitizer by mugglesRlame November 6, 2019

scrappetizer 

The invariable argument you get into with your spouse before going out to dinner...
"Sue, how was dinner last night??? Dinner was great, except for the scrappetizer I had with Pete because he said my ass looked big in my jeans!
scrappetizer by Abe Cardenas July 1, 2008

snappetizer

taking an provocative picture and send it to another person to entice them for a future encounter of a sexual nature.
i can't wait to be off of work, this day is dragging on and i can't stop thinking about you, so here's a snappetizer to keep you occupied for a little while till i get there.
snappetizer by sweetresidue April 28, 2014
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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