A highly illegal substance that has the same consistancy as cat shit but when smoked gets you higher than balls. Tastes somewhat like asian food and causes you to have the feeling of walking sideways down a set of stairs. If you smoke this you will live 4 years longer.
My friend Nick smoked some Jandro and he ran around my apartment naked and crying.
"Hey dude are you smokin on dat Jandro?"
-Everyone
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