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LizardBreath

When you are screaming at some one named Elizabeth but mispronounce it and scream LizardBreath instead.

Note: DON'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE!!! She will be PISSSSED at you if you do.
Person 1: She Must Be an Elizabeth because he just called her LizardBreath.
Person 2: Ya, she is probably Pissssed.
LizardBreath by LizardBreath6704 November 16, 2016

Lizarddickphillia 

lizarddickphillia

Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”

LizardBreath

LizardBreath is a term that defines somebody who talks too much or is just generally annoying. LizardBreath can also be a friendly way to call your friend a douche. The term comes from a popular TV commercial “ lizard” who’s annoying.
Damnit Paul, you made us late again by talking too much. Just shut up LizardBreath, let’s go!
LizardBreath by Goofball92 February 8, 2021

lizardeyed

Aggravated astigmatism induced by consumption of alcohol.
Dude, check out Deezel, he's already lizardeyed.
lizardeyed by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019

LizardTem 

LizardTem: We Need A Healer
Lizardman (friend): NO! DONT PICK HANZO!!!!! YOU SUCK AS HIM IM THE BEST HANZO IN THE WORLD!
LizardTem by LizardTem January 8, 2018
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.
Lizarded by Xanax Man December 10, 2018