Givernment 

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

Givernment by DOTK June 10, 2009

givernment 

Divisions of state and federal governments that give away money, food, and other resources to those who are unable to attain employment because of governmental inaction, economic downturns, or changing workscapes

The givernment announced today that unemployment benefits will be slashed as the result of hardening economic times despite a steep rise in the number of people actively seeking work.

givernment by JJam in MT May 26, 2021

Givernment 

Masterbaits to my kids

Givernment is a bunch of lameasses thinking money solves everything

Givernment by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 23, 2020

Governmentfunded 

Governmentfunded; One who lives and survives off all government assistances.
One who purposely lives under the radar to stay funded by the government.

Tonya has been Governmentfunded since her first kid in high school, that was 15 years ago.

It bothers me that people so many people choose to live poor just so they can be Governmentfunded there whole life!

Every time I go to the store, I see some Governmentfunded person with so many free groceries in their cart, it looks like the wheels are going to explode.

Governmentfunded by Mr.OVERWIT April 1, 2020

fuck the government

The wisest quote I've ever heard in my life.

Thanks to the all-knowing, all-powerful Federal government, individuals were blocked from saving people from rotting to death in the Superdome after Katrina, we were plunged into an unnecessary war, and thousands of our hard-earned dollars are being stolen each year by men in suits.

Me, on the above: Fuck the government.

fuck the government by fuck the state October 30, 2007

The Harp-Oil Government 

A collection of mostly ex oil industry employees, paid to continually harp and shill about the pristine virtues of ethical oil so clean you could drink it, ad-nauseam, and to ensure that the misguided global warming problems of "other" countries don't slow down the escalating air pollution dreams of The Harp-oil Government's owners, ad-nauseam.

Little Oil: *&^K*!!! we've had another &^%king pipeline rupture again.... It's bad, really ^%$#king bad. What should we do?

Big Oil: No problemmo! I'll just call my boy in charge at the The Harp-Oil Government. He'll get the muzzels on his people and make sure nobody knows a thing about it. If they do, his team will harp on and on about how it was just a good old ethical oil spill, besides, he knows if we don't get we want we won't be bankrolling his next election campaign and he won't be buying those shiny new regime change jets we ordered. Remember, they're working for us."

Little Oil: "I love how you always make everything right!"

Big Oil: "It's not who you know son, it's who you own."

The Harp-Oil Government by gyrfalcon206 December 19, 2011

fuck the government

1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.

2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America.

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson

“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin

“No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln

I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means

Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?

Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs.

Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill?

Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!"

Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals.

Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve.

fuck the government by M Stillman June 29, 2006