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Taylorism 

The worship of Wyatt’s Sister. It is customary for all male distance runners to know the extraordinary divinity and taste of our savior. Rituals include: mentioning her in all conversation adding a sexual context and visiting the Holy Church of Wyatt’s house. Disciples of her mediate on her beauty during many hours of the night.
Distance Runner: I added Taylorism to Urban Dictionary to spread the good word of or savior
Wyatt: I am being relentlessly bullied
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Taylorism 

Taylorism, We Pray For Our Lord Roger Meddows Taylor.
Do you like Taylorism
Taylorism by Taylorism May 3, 2019

Taylorism 

Noun. (Plural - Taylorisms)

A special teachers brand of business B/S talk
An example of a Taylorism:
"We look to you as ambassadors of our school and its uniform"

(In an attempt to advocate wearing school uniform 'correctly')
Taylorism by Oatzy May 17, 2007

Taylorism 

When someone screws up how to pronounce a word.
Cambria: I totally just pronouncedstrategic’ wrong.

Mr. Martinez: Oh, you mean that was a Taylorism?
Taylorism by Epitome123 June 5, 2021

Taylorism 

Taylorism - An absolute cunt, one is known to have 'Taylorism' if one has bought 25 laptops, his girlfriend hates him, daft enough to buy a £500 marble coffee table to sniff blow off. Also one has severe Taylorism if one is thick enough to buy a treadmill and use it to hang clothes on.
Oh jesus, look at the fucking retard, he's gone and blown 30k on coke, he's an absolute joke - Fucking hum dings of Taylorism.
Taylorism by SameHeadSykes October 5, 2023

Taylorsgoldrushh 

An Taylor Swift-centric Instagram meme account that has been wrongfully zucked many times.
Taylorsgoldrushh is my favorite Instagram meme account.

TAYLORITE 

A uneducated,poorly dressed sad excuse of a human from Taylor MI. Usually found on a stolen bicycle high on pain killers they stole from a elderly relative.These creatures generally live in trailer parks and crappy apartments and tend to be the most active while normal people are at work or on the first of the month when "they get they checks."If you happen to encounter one steer clear,as they have been known to carry many STD'S due to lack of protection during frequent inbreeding sessions.
These taylorites sure are grubby looking creatures.