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the chokey 

Having sex in a missionary position, with the penetrating partner choking the receiving lover.

“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”
Put me in the chokey daddy!
the chokey by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017

the strokey chokey 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“They say, if you bite down a lemon, right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the choke you need, to not pass out and die.”
He decided to do the strokey chokey and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

The Choker

A long, thick cock that a broad chokes on while trying to suck (blow) it
MOCO gave Colleen the choker but she couldn't choke it down!
The Choker by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

The Choke Hold 

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
The Choke Hold by anonymous January 21, 2025

The Choke Hold 

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
The Choke Hold by anonymous January 21, 2025