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Nickname of somebody or someone you know. This name represents an extremly handsome and mighty individual whose name strike fear into the hearts of men and is blessed by the gods.
Sumpa comes to our house today, prepare a feast.

Sumpa is joining the LAN-party, it's gonna be an epic night.
Sumpa by CVMS April 9, 2020
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Nickname for an extremely handsome person who has a divine body.
Look at that person! That's a real Sumpa, I wish I could look like that.
sumpa by CVMS July 11, 2020

Stumpany 

Jim should just call it stumpany, stupid company!
Stumpany by uvogin December 19, 2021

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.
Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.
Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023
A simp who is also a jerk.

A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.

Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Guy1: Bro I'm not getting any pussy, I'm gonna write a long feminist post on FB.
Guy2: Great idea Simpani! Just don't forget to turn of comments so people can't point out your hypocrisy
Simpani by IIM_Lover May 9, 2020

Suma Cum Laude 

Over time, you save up enough cum to fill up an entire waffle iron. Then you use the cum as batter and bam, you got a delicious cum waffle.
Hey Nate, wanna try one of my Suma Cum Laudes sometime?
Suma Cum Laude by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019