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Statuary Abolitionism 

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
Statuary Abolitionism by YAWA July 26, 2020

statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.
Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"
statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010
"Honey, We got to go to SAQUARY tomorrow."
Saquary by AntIs_Cool March 12, 2017

saturyda 

People - today is saturyda!
People2 - satury? Saturn? today eat Saturn?

Saturyay 

a revision of Saturday because its a day off to play and be @ yay.

i know... kinduh lame.. tho its fun. try it on. -- like a coat. ;-P
happy saturyay!
8-P
Saturyay by peter r. July 14, 2007

statuary rape 

The act of raping statue's
Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges
statuary rape by heather ovellette January 24, 2015