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WALOW is an acronym meaning "what a load of wank". The expression is similar to saying WALOS "what a load of shit" to express one's distrust or acknowledgment of something gone wrong.
Politician "And we (add political party name) will keep all of our promises and fulfil all of our claims."

Regular dude "what a load of wank, turn the tv off." If typing you can abbreviate it to 'WALOW'.

Or Expressing your displeasure of a bad day "what a load of wank that day was."
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Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void
Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again
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The Northern Lights were like Wazow!
Wazow by Starchylde December 20, 2014

Howard Wolowitz 

Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.
Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"

Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.

Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."

Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."
Howard Wolowitz by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012

Mike Wazowski 

Our Lord and savior. Legend foretells he will rise again frim the depths of help and destroy all that have disregarded him
Mike Wazowski by Dankmeme445 August 21, 2017

Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike 

WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.