Wank Shame 

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

Wank Shame by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

Wank of Shame 

To masturbate furiously over the image of an ex-girlfriend. Typically ends with a bout of self-loathing and/or tears.

"Tom was feeling lonely so he logged on to facebook and treated himself to a wank of shame over a chick who had dumped him 10 years ago and was now happily married. And then he had a cry"

Wank of Shame by Coq-piece December 9, 2009

Shame wank 

When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.

Oh shit, there goes my last valid wank fantasy. I should stop before this turns into a shame wank.

Shame wank by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016

Wank of Shame 

When your phone dies whilst masturbating.

My phone died mid-jack so I had to perform the Wank of Shame.

Wank of Shame by OTG Lmao February 5, 2021

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

Wankshake by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016