Straueled

When, in unchecked rage and unnecessary aggression, you punch someone (who probably deserved it anyway) right in the eye.

Person 1: So Jeff and Chad were playing Madden, and Chad got really mad and slapped Jeff.
Person 2: What did Jeff do?
Person 1: He totally Straueled Chad! He hasn't been able to open his eye for a week!

Straueled by Sir Werner Herzog May 12, 2015

Straussed

When a barely legal person of the male persuasion tries to pick up chicks using information from the PUA bible "The Game" by Neil Strauss. Tactics include going up to random women on the street and asking them bizarre questions to try to start a conversation. Proponents of Straussing fail to realize that book came out before they hit puberty and is no longer original.

18 year old boy (usually wearing a hat): "Hey can I ask you a question? Do you think music was better in the 90s or the 2000s?"

Me: "Am I getting Straussed?"

Straussed by baloola June 19, 2014

straussed

"getting a nut" from an incoherent passed out chick.
getting a nut = getting laid.

"The girl had five shots of everclear and got Straussed in the alley."

"Don't drink too much tonight, you might get Straussed"

straussed by 9B October 30, 2007

Strazzled

A cross between stressed and frazzled.

Dude I am so strazzled right now! I have a presentation across town in less than 30 minutes that I haven't even started to prepare for - nor have I left the office yet! Ahhhh!

Strazzled by Willy Esco January 3, 2012

strattled

a mix between the words stressed and rattled. when someone is too stressed and too rattled to express each separate word.

Carmen was so strattled last night when she didn't have enough time to do everything she had to because Meg was distracting her.

strattled by ratchet345 March 6, 2013

Toaster Strudeled 

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

Toaster Strudeled by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019

straddled 

When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me!
Guy 2: Did you get straddled tho?
Guy 1: Hell ya man.

straddled by heyyy98 May 24, 2015