nullshitt

Nullshitt is like bullshit, but where bullshit is something that has been said that is bollocks, nullshitt is something that is bollocks that should never have been said. Ever. Its mere existence is a waste of time.

Nullshitt is most often found when scrolling through local news websites.

The surplus 't' is ironic.

I saw some article with a picture of a guy standing next to a Lamborghini, with a caption saying he turned £200 into £7,300. It's nullshitt, they just want my click.

nullshitt by Faldo2016 May 4, 2021

Chronic Bullshitter 

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

Band 5 Bullshitter by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

bullshitticus

A Roman soldier who talks shit 24/7.

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
"No it's not, you're bullshitticus, stop talking shit."

bullshitticus by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Don't bullshit a bullshitter 

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

Don't bullshit a bullshitter by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

Bullshittery 

The act of making false statements or claims.

Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."

Bullshittery by electric172 August 28, 2005

bullshittitude 

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.

I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.

bullshittitude by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002