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Shifting logs 

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

Shifting 

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"
Shifting by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

shifting 

the act of transporting oneself to a different reality. Popularized from tiktok and Amino.
“I tried shifting to hogwarts last night but i fell asleep
shifting by user63836826 September 29, 2020

Shreve Shifting 

To manually shift the gears in an automobile with an automatic transmission.
Quit the Shreve Shifting, will you? Who do you think you are...Richard Petty?
Shreve Shifting by P. Funk December 20, 2010

Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge 

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.
*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

Location Shifting Syndrome 

lack of productivity or zero productivity resulting from moving your WFH office from one location to another. One typically recovers within 2 weeks.
I just shifting back to my hometown and due to Location Shifting Syndrome, I'm not able to get back on track can't focus on work.