Polcrap

"Polcrap" can be used two ways:

1) to describe the current state of politics in any region.

2) to express disgust with a situation

IT IS NOT A COMBINATION OF "POL" AND "CRAP"

"You stupid piece of POLCRAP!"

"Man, I ate this burger the other day. It tasted like polcrap."

Polcrap by SuperCookieMan February 9, 2010

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Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.

1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"

Poocrapstinate by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009

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poocrap

a poocrap is a large brown usually squshy substace that can be originated from your buttoks. noun

omg there is a giant poocrap in my toilet!!!!!

poocrap by tinnie 11119955 February 23, 2013

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polecrap

Residue or crust left behind on the pole after a night of bottomless pole dancing.

The customers demanded to lick off the polecrap after Suzie slithered down.

polecrap by aromamaster July 14, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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