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decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
decoy shart by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

decoy shoes 

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.
Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
decoy shoes by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

Decorsome 

"Decorsome" is a word formed by 2 words, namely, decor and some. Decor is referring to decoration and some is referring to some bitches. meaning decorate some bitches
aint gon lie, you should decorsome.
Decorsome by boymenman100 May 8, 2023

shart deco 

The art of spraying shit around the toilet bowl that does not wash away when you flush the toilet.
After eating at Taco Hell, my wife needs to clean the toilet to remove the shart deco I left behind.
shart deco by 69Starmonkey March 6, 2014

sexy decoy 

1. A common term used by Maury Povitch on his syndicated television show "Maury" describing an actress who is hired to put guests in difficult, sexually tense, situations in order to prove the guests' infidelity to their mates.
Usually narrated by Maury Povitch: "We've set up a sexy decoy with Eric. Lets see what happens."
sexy decoy by Bobby June 2, 2004

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.
I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.