Snoutin 

When your boyfriend's dog puts his snout in your asscrack while you're looking for your pants after sex.

Could you please ask your dog to stop snoutin me?

Snoutin by Fireflies549 September 9, 2016

snortin the sofa 

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

snortin the sofa by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

Spouting by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

snortin crack

This example of this expression has nothing to do with cocaine. It refers to the practice of enlightening one's own olfactory senses by inserting one's nose into the posterior orifice of another person or persons. Could be refered to as brown nosing, but does not carry the same reasoning behind the act ifself. It is purely for sensual pleasure.

Cheryl thinks I enjoy going down on her , but I'm really snortin crack while I'm eatin the kootch. She was puzzled when I mentioned that she'd had chineese last night. I love sniffin that butt just after she's taken a fresh dump.

snortin crack by Big Ed Moustapha August 27, 2009

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come 

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020

meme-spouting 

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.

When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.

dutch snorting by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010