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Brock Landers 

Degenerate losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks to chase his losses. He only plays big public favorites and square parlays. He likes to gamble and post on gambling forums while on family vacation. When you see a Brock Landers "Rubberband Play", pound the opposite side with confidence.
Brock Landers: Illinois is only -6? A FUKKIN RUBBERBAND PLAY!
Brock Landers by broke lenders January 19, 2012
Related Words
Landeene Landeezy landen lander LANded Lanee Lyndee LaDee landrews landbeast
When someone says something so stupid that it makes them an automatic re-re, also known as retard, making himself a disappointment
The guy that said that balloons only float because of gravity is definitely a Lantee.
Lantee by Shreklingss June 28, 2015

paul landers 

Second guitarist for Rammstein. Fucking hilarious on stage, and overall a legendary person, just like the other Rammstein members. Used to play in Feeling B with Rammstein's keyboardist Christian "Flake" Lorenz.
paul landers by Lithium October 27, 2015
A behemoth, ravenous woman that will devours any food-like substance including small children and animals.
Holy shit! That bitch is a landbeast! She's gotta be pushing at least a deuce and a half.
landbeast by JCC January 11, 2004
If you ever come in contact with a Lanee, keep her. She’s a person that’ll stay will you until the end. A soulmate, and very very beautiful.
Lanee is my best friend. And I wouldn’t trade her for anything in the world.

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011