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drunk mouth

When you wake up in the morning and you can't remember what you ate or drank before you passed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.
Bill: DUDE, we were sooooo drunk last night!! I don't remember a thing!
Bob: Well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
Bill: Now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.
drunk mouth by rnm492 July 23, 2011

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

mouth drunk 

when you eat something really cold that makes your mouth paralyzed and difficult to talk, and sometimes involves drooling
"Man i was so mouth drunk after eating the whole tub of mint chocolate chip ice cream"
mouth drunk by Lindsey CC July 31, 2009

Drunk clown's mouth 

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.
After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

I’m one drunk mother fucker 

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

ass to mouth drink

Drinking a man's "finish fluid" from the anus of his "consensual" choice receptacle.
She enjoyed a pleasant Ass To Mouth Drink (ATMD) after her boyfriend finished up with her mom.

Nothing like an ATMD to start your day