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Crapbooking 

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

CrapBooking 

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
CrapBooking by The Doozer September 19, 2016

CREEPBOOKING 

Actively looking through another person's Facebook in order to gain info, spy or to stalk
After a breakup:
ExBF: So I found out you went a date last night...
ExGF: How did you hear that?
ExBF: I saw on your Facebook
ExGF: STOP CREEPBOOKING ME!!!
CREEPBOOKING by luciddreamer2011 January 7, 2011

Crackbooking 

It is when a person is addicted to facebook, has no conscious awareness of surroundings. being on facebook 24/7 always refreshing home page to see if things have change. instant chatting with the person in same room/house. also, checking farms, cities, western, frontier towns games constantly sending requests!!!
"Jenny has a crackbooking problem."

" She has been crackbooking on her iPhone for the last 4 hours."
Crackbooking by stallbuddie#2 January 26, 2012

Scrapbooking 

The act of opening several photos on a computer/electronic device of your significant other or crush and masturbating while viewing the photos.
This morning, I opened up all of the dirty photos I have of Stephanie and started scrapbooking until my arms got tired.
Scrapbooking by Goodson007 February 9, 2015

Scrapbooking 

A slang term for lesbian intercourse. It is a more appropriate way to say "scissoring". One who practices scrapbooking is a scrapbooker.
Mom, I need to tell you something, I think I'm a scrapbooker and will experiment with scrapbooking.