canliners
canliners by hustlernutz June 29, 2019
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canciversary
1. The one-year anniversary of one's successful cancer treatment (cancer + anniversary).
2. A reason for a really, really big party, preferably in a foreign city.
2. A reason for a really, really big party, preferably in a foreign city.
Hey, let's all rent a house together in Amsterdam for a weekend to celebrate our friend's canciversary.
canciversary by c_ho April 7, 2010
cananers
cananers by KatosRisen March 29, 2015
Carlinesque
A word, phrase, dialogue or gesture which resembles or has the essence of the legendary comedian George Carlin.
"The way you told off that cop was almost Carlinesque!"
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."
"The article on the 'Senselessness of Jogging' had a very Carlinesque tone."
Carlinesque by adumb May 5, 2005
carliner
eyeliner or makeup in general applied in the car on the go for when there wasn’t time to do it at home properly
Sarah: omg I love your eyliner
Becky: thanks it’s just crappy carliner
Sarah: really? I never would have guessed.
Becky: thanks it’s just crappy carliner
Sarah: really? I never would have guessed.
carliner by keyofcmajor December 9, 2017
Caliversal
Because California is the center of the universe, it is logical that things now considered universal had their origin as a Caliversal thing.
Caliversal by Octothorpe September 17, 2005
butt calipers
A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."
Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"
Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"
Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"
Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
butt calipers by cmoney55 September 9, 2011