Vurmit 

When one burps and simultaneously vomits a little in their mouth.

"aw dude those chili dogs were so gross, I think I'm gunna vurmit"

Vurmit by StrudelHorse April 18, 2019

Vumit 

Vomiting, Cumming, and Shiting at the same time.

Roommate 1: Fuck my life
Roommate 2: What did Nabeel do now?
Roommate 1: Nah, bro I Vumited all over this girl last night.
Roommate 2: All at the same time?
Roommate 1: Yeah, Shit got real.
Roommate 2: Thank you Kanye, very cool!

Vumit by Alex_Jones716.6 February 8, 2020

vermit

To projectile vomit straight into the air. Usually the result of passing out on one's back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. Often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle.

"Is Dave okay?"
"Yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. I don't want to clean my ceiling fan and couch twice in one day."

vermit by Dharma Midget June 22, 2016

Vulmit 

The rancid retching a vulture does to ward off other animals, rotten flesh stored in its gullet hurled back up with a smell so pungent that nothing going wants to come near it.

Your feet smell worse then Vulmit.

Vulmit by Kev1no May 27, 2016

Varmit 

an awnry/ornery, pesky/pesty, grouchy, cantankerous, belligerent, tetchy, argumentative, crabby, unreasonable, or bad tempered HUMAN BEING OR CREATURE

Bugs Bunny asks Yosemite Sam for multiple items at dinner. Each time he is asked for something, Yosemite Sam loses his temper, and shouts out phrases like “Rackin’ Frackin’ Varmit Rabbit!!”

Cowboy common use: "Why you li'l VARMIT!!"

Varmit by CHERYL XOXOXO April 8, 2008

vermit

To vomit, throw up, or otherwise share the contents of your stomach with things and places which are not your stomach.

Every time Carlos Mencia steals a joke an angel vermits.

vermit by Lothario November 19, 2006

Varmit Hole 

A man's hairy asshole.

Mark: Hey, how was the date?
Ian: Really good.
Mark: Did you show her the ol' varmit hole?
Ian: Twice

Varmit Hole by fasdfasdfasd June 23, 2010