UberBeats

When you order an Uber only to have the driver give you a handjob.

Johnny: Fuck I'm horny. I need to nut, so i'll call an UberBeats.
Lyvia: So I'm not good enough for you huh...

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UberEatsDisorder

The willingness to blow away all your money on Uber eats instead of buying groceries.

John has UberEatsDisorder. He spent 140$ on uber eats this week.

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Someone who is the perfect example of a basic person.

She ticks off all the boxes on the basic bitch checklist, clearly she's levelled up to überbasic.

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The absolute best music YouTuber and Voice actor get him to 100 subs he deserves it, he is currently at 45

Person 1: UnderBeats is the best music VA
Person 2: Yeah, he also do be like sans

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adj. better than the best, absolutely amazing, uber awesome, beyond beast

Tony Hawk is uberbeast at skating.
That trick was uberbeast

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A meat product superior to other available meat products, or generally of significantly greater desirability due to a specific quality such as taste.

From Bacon Salt to Baconaise, bacon lovers catapult ubermeat into $1.4 million business.

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When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.

The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats

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