Sockward 

The act of wearing very awkward-looking socks and not being aware of it.

Natalia walked up to me wearing very sockward bright green and pink socks with bumblebees on them.

Sockward by jujuchan October 20, 2009

Sockward 

When your sock slips off within your shoe.

It was hard to keep running because my sock slipped off my foot. It was sockward.

Sockward by Dr. Isak Borg March 27, 2020

Sockward 

The inevitably awkward way in which a guy must remove his socks and trousers in front of his partner prior to sexual intercourse.

Sukhdeep felt sockward as he struggled to remove his socks and pants in front of Parvati.

Sockward by Ben's Penis February 16, 2012

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Slockward 

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

Slockward by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

Sackward-facing manservant  

1. Someone who is filthy/unclean and is owned by a fellow person of the same sex, inwhich he has to there bidding unquestionably.

2. A general insult to people with no friends, impliying they take it up the chuffer.

Also 'Manservant' is not to be confused with 'Manslag', as a manservant has no sex with the opposite sex.

"Leon is a right Sackward-facing manservant ."

"Yeah he loves it up the shitter!"

Sackward-facing manservant by jakeBow56 February 7, 2009