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Foneface 

The expressionless, distracted face a person makes when staring at the screen of his/ her smart phone for long periods of time
He had a real foneface while he was supposed to be listening to the Professor's lecture
Foneface by Cloud Computing September 2, 2017
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Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water.
Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over her own feet and died.
forkface by Convectionface April 20, 2004

fordfaced 

To be in a drunken stupor.
He was so fordfaced last night, he'll never remember smoking all that crack - better take a video!
fordfaced by Truthful187 December 2, 2013
Anyone who wears super thick fake eyelashes, that gives the appearance of plastic forks as eye lashes.
Let me put on my "forkface" before we go out tonight.
forkface by Killarella October 27, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026