Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

Hairography by Michelle Adamson June 8, 2009

hairon 

street word for heroin,

pronounced in ethnic neiborhoods " hair-ron"

i got hooked on hairon

hairon by schackdaddy April 23, 2006

Brown Hairing 

Plucking ones ass hair out and placing it on a friend/enemies personal effect, such as a computer keyboard or coffee cup for later discovery. Similar to tea bagging but slightly more pungent.

Garfield was being an ass so I gave his computer mouse a brown hairing.

Brown Hairing by MrPrefect October 5, 2005

Hairography 

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.

Those girls and their hairography.

Hairography by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

HAIRTONGUE 

1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.

2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.

1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!

2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!

HAIRTONGUE by seanyB September 5, 2010

hanrong 

A brand of hearing aids, manufactured by the Singaporean company Alliance Ear Phones Pte Ltd. Known to make its users unable to hear things of importance or when someone is asking them to do something.

Me: Hey, can you help me do this?
Guy: I can't hear you, I'm using a hanrong.

hanrong by hanrong January 22, 2019

Haironautics 

(n)the theory and practice of hair restoration

Hey, you're no longer a slaphead. Have you been to a clinic. No I read a book on haironautics and as you can see I am no longer bald.

Haironautics by Michael Pettett August 28, 2006