comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.

Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.

comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.

Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.

Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

COMEUPPANCE 

THE ACT OF HAVING A PREMATURE EJACULATION IN YOUR DUNGAREES.

MY WIFE AND I WENT AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND BEFORE WE EVEN GOT STARTED I GOT MY COMEUPPANCE.

COMEUPPANCE by KEARNY'S BOY July 28, 2009

comeuppance 

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

comeuppance by JP October 26, 2004

comeuppance 

When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.

comeuppance by ninjaneere July 30, 2021

Comeuppance 

A CWCism for a male orgasm.

Chris-Chan: I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop

Comeuppance by PoopSock Crusader August 4, 2021