A straight person (usually female) that is only interested in the opposite sex when booze and attention are involved.
"I'm Bisexual...but only when I'm drunk."

"So bro, I hear your girl is Bi; that's sick, get another girl and have a threesome!"
"I would man, but she's a total Boozesexual."

Boozesexual by Jame Gaine December 16, 2012

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boones farm

Nectar of the Gods. The official beverage of Odin and Crew.

Hera and Aphrodite guzzle this stuff and then go have orgies with their brothers.

This stuff has started wars and ended civilizations (just ask the Sumerians).

In summation: Cheap and Good. Fruiter than Richard Simmons, but a lot more fun. The best wine on this planet.....

Thor and Freya were chillin' one night. Freya tried to take the last sip of Boones Farm. Thor zapped her ass with a thunderbolt. Why????? 'Cause Boones Farm is worth killing for.

boones farm by OrangeCrush July 23, 2008

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Bootesy

A Bootesy is another term for a player who is dismissed without scoring a run in Cricket. A first-ball dismissal is called a 'Golden Bootesy', dismissed without facing a ball is called a 'Diamond Bootesy', and a dismissal in the first ball of the innings is called a 'King Bootesy'.

Ahhh man I can't believe I just got a king Bootesy!

Bootesy by OCC 2nd XI Captain December 1, 2010

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bootes

a constellation in the sky

A star in Bootes burned out a few years ago.

bootes by Cathryn B. March 25, 2008

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