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mombarded 

This is when you get bombarded with too many "Likes" from your mom on Facebook.
20 "Likes" and they're all from mom. I totally got mombarded.
mombarded by SouloCutz July 28, 2012

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

Comardelle 

The most amazing, and mispronounced, last name in the world. Common in people who live "down the bayou" or on the Westbank in Nawlins. Usually pronounced as "Carmadelle" or "ComARdellie."
Person 1: Hey, what was that chick's last name? She lived on the West Bank?

Person 2: Oh, Comardelle. She's pretty fly.

go compared 

a reference to the go the go compare singer who is extremely annoying pointing out that a person or persons is annoying or bugging you

this can also be used as a show of hate to someobody
dan is a being abit go compared today
or

your go compared today

or

your so go compared before

your like the go compare
go compared by hunter.t December 2, 2010
Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010

comptarded 

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet
Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.
comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004