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wenie is a wenis baby.
they are very cute but only found on children.
you can only have a wenie after marrige.
it is against the law to have a wenie if not married to another wenis.
wenis' rule the world.
baby:Mamamaaaa... my wenie is getting a little hairy!
mom: well, you are going through puburty darling. you are now a fully grown wenis!NOT A WENIE!

*sorry spelling is bad. i'm tired from my wenis sex.
wenie by moomie February 13, 2008
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wenie man 

well, a wenie man is a fully grown man with a wenie instead of a wenis!
man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?
wenie man by wenie genie April 18, 2008
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EMS Weenie 

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"Brandon said he wants to be on the hose line."
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five weenies 

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Todoroki: "ˢᵒʳʳʸ"
five weenies by dilucofmondstadt August 27, 2020