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A man who is too scared to tell people he is going to whack it off, so he uses this code word.
Peastar by Worman March 26, 2021
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Drunken mate who appreciates the same things as you do while drunk.
It helps to watch this film while you're plastered and with a plastard.
Plastard by scraps101 June 20, 2014

pastarru 

"I love Pastarru's work!"
pastarru by Rollimere January 29, 2018

prastard 

A prick bastard. Needed when one or the other just doesn't quite cover the situation.
Scott is a prastard.
prastard by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008

Pastarrhea 

The end result of consuming an inordinate amount of pasta.
Awe man. I ate way to much at Olive Garden. I think I am gonna have explosive and violent pastarrhea tonight.
Pastarrhea by WordNinjaWarrior January 27, 2015
An adaptation of the word "Bastard" to be used solely in a context where pastries or sweets are involved, generally towards an individual that has had something to eat that you haven't.
Giulia brought her own pastries at work today and didn't share, what a royal pastard.
Pastard by Mysteryfox September 30, 2016