weldur 

WELDUR is the most bad ass welder out there and has earned his spot as the "retarded welder" the one and only Chadwick "WELDUR".... Skinner back!!!

He's a great welder but he's fucking retarded.... WELDUR he is

weldur by WELDUR4LYFE March 13, 2021

face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012

Welder 

A man who welds metals together using one of the most hardest skill sets.

One Bad Motherfucker.
A man that ain't got time for your shit.
Beer Drinker.
Womanizer.
Can be a real some-bitch.
Proud of it.

Jim- Hey mark, isn't james a welder?
Mark- Yeah, thats one bad some-bitch right there.

Welder by Thatmexicanguy April 20, 2015

Wall Welder 

An individual who is glued or, “welded” to the wall at the party or function. This individual is overall isolated and disassociated from the event.

“I’m having a party this saturday, there better not be any wall welders coming”
“Please stop being a wall welder and join the party”

Wall Welder by Mason Stanko June 3, 2021

pipe welder 

Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans

Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?

Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...

Susan- a pipe welder? But why?

Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.

Cdp 11 10 90

pipe welder by Bad mf November 7, 2013

weldor 

Someone with a huge cock bulge in his jeans makes more money than you and will steal your wife

Terry my husband doesn't make enough money, well why don't you go get a weldor he makes much more money and has a bigger cock.

weldor by Weldgod😉😝 November 23, 2014

welder's bench 

Often used to describe an exceptionally ugly face. Reminds us of the pitted, uneven mess formed by molten metal dripped by a welder onto his workstation.

Fuck me, I'm not tapping that she's got a face like a welder's bench.

welder's bench by Teddyhaller December 19, 2007