monke 

our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.

I love monke, thank you monke.

monke by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021

Monke 

Where banana?

“Where banana”-Monke

Monke by Wherebanana? October 17, 2020

monke 

monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.

monke by ill0gical March 25, 2021

Monke 

Something you should return to.

Return to monke

Monke by Xathros December 11, 2020

monke 

monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull

i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die

monke by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021

Monke 

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

Monke by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Monke 

A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish

God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation

Monke by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019