Bleezus 

Bleezus is the leader of the Bleezian religion. He is an obese Floridian man who lives in his mother's basement, his blood is made up of Velveeta and he stands for putting yourself first and not giving a fuck about others. Bleezus is the king of all and you will eventually find him.

Person 1, "Yo man have you heard about a great Bleezus."
Person 2, "Yeah man he makes my coochie throb."

Bleezus by Thebleezian February 27, 2021

bleezus 

Bleezus is a term used to describe a j rolled to perfection with the dankest of weed in it.

Bob: Yo you wanna go smoke this bleezus?
Marley: Hell yeah mon light it upp

bleezus by 4Spicoli20 January 30, 2017

Breezus 

Drew Brees, quarterback for the 2010 Super Bowl Champions, the New Orleans Saints.

It alludes to the fact that Brees has saved us during many football games.

Lead us, Breezus !

Save us, Breezus !

Breezus by AngieAntimatter October 4, 2010

blowin bleezys 

the coolest way to say you're smoking a Marijuana fulled cigar also known as a blunt

Yo my negrosaurs lets go blow some bleezys in the back of you're automobile

Bro I'm with Al Gore blowin bleezys

blowin bleezys by THE KUSHY MONSTER January 29, 2010

Beezus 

Beatrice Ann Quimby, the sister of Ramona from the popular children's book series by Beverly Cleary. Beezus got her nickname from her little sister Ramona who could properly pronounce Beatrice. She is often jealous of Ramona because Ramona's art is put on the fridge. Beezus can me stubborn and spends a lot of time looking at herself in the mirror.

"I love it! Thanks Beezus!"
"Who could ever love someone named Beezus?"

Beezus by Princess Pearl 91 August 23, 2011

Breezus 

It is a term used in conjunction with Chris Brown's nickname 'Breezy' & Jesus' to Exclaim in pleasure Of seeing Chris Brown looking and/or doing something sexy/very attractive.

Suzie: OMG, Chris Brown Just Took Off His Shirt And Started Humping The Stage!!!

Sally: PRAISE Breezus!!!

Breezus by LittleMissTroubleMaker July 5, 2010

Breezus 

1. A substitute for the word 'Jesus' used as an expression to be yelled at something bad and/or surprising.
2. Used as a substitute for any other word in the English language when speaking and you forget the real word you're thinking of.
3. Used as a substitute for words related with sexual intercoarse.
4. This word is usually dragged on when saying it.
5. This word has also been known to be said without the 'us' at the end.

Examples are given in same order as their definitions above.
1. Person 1: You're 2 hours late!
Person 2: Breezus!

2. Person 1: What are you upto tonight?
Person 2: I dunno... I might hangout at Alex's uhh breezus. (house)

3. Person 1: Look at C.J. today.
Person 2: Aw man, I would breez her so hard.

4. Person 1: Breeeeeezus!

5. Person 1: Breeeeeeeez!

Breezus by t-hess April 10, 2010