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Spartification 

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.
"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."
Spartification by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008
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smartify 

To make a person smarter in a temporally economical manner primarily through lecture or other verbal instruction.
Now I will smartify you with my vast knowledge of the historical significance of the rubber tire as it pertains to early 20th century French authors.”

The famous professor prepared to smaritfy his audience with a series of lectures on individualistic economics.

Don't try and smartify me with your boring lectures on morality!
smartify by Jesus Tuite February 24, 2007

Shartify 

When you have certified that your underwear has in fact been sharted on.
Winslow: Oh man, I think I just sharted in my pants!
Joe: Dude, you need to shartify your underwear.
Shartify by jEmess December 14, 2020
To escalate a 'spat' into a full-on culture battle, as the conflict between Neil Young, Joe Rogan and Spotify spilled across its original borders.
By laying down an ultimatum to Spotify - "Rogan goes or I go" - Neil Young would spatify the dispute, turning it into a broad and ongoing national outrage.
Spatify by Monkey's Dad February 9, 2022
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Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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