Behrens 

A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.

Those Behrens’s are so kind and wouldn’t hurt a soul

Behrens by spread the love and November 26, 2018

Behrens 

Someone who's only purpose is to take advantage of a unsuspecting innocent females. This person is highly skilled in the art of deception and trickery. There should be caution if approached and never stare directly into the eyes of this person. If eyes are locked, a wave of energy emits, plaguing you with any past chimo or perv experiences you've had to endure at a younger age. This makes your entire lower body paralyzed and somehow your pants and pulled down while the person is no where to be found.

"Did you hear on the news, we need to be on the look out for Behrens. They said that all females need to excise extreme caution until police find this predator."

Behrens by watsonworld February 20, 2014

Behrens Theory 

Any female at the age of 16 and up under the height of 5'3 has relatively bigger thighs, an automatic dumpy, and possibly bigger breasts than the average other woman.

Behrens Theory is Geometry.

Behrens Theory by Simply Behren July 25, 2022

jan ole behrens 

A person with small cock. very small.

whats that? you have a jan ole behrens!!!

jan ole behrens by stick your nose up a niggers asshole. June 20, 2003

Ken Behrens

Canberrans, people of Canberra.

We’re Ken Behrens.

Ken Behrens by Artanis Abathur August 28, 2021

jan ole behrens 

and you love to suck the l337 cock

you fag

jan ole behrens by go eat a nigger cock May 24, 2003

Drew Behrens 

a name for anybody that is a great college football kicker. You can only earn this nickname by not gettin redshirted and being super amazing at everything you do.

Grayslake Central's kicker is such a Drew Behrens

Drew Behrens by AugieFball January 4, 2010