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Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.
Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.
Slappy Joe by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Slappy Joe

When you grab a hand full of sweet from your balls, then slap someone in the face.
Bro I just Slappy Joe'd this bitch for talking to my chick.
Slappy Joe by SummerStar23 February 3, 2021

Sloppy Joe Buns 

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.

sideways sloppy joe 

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

Sideways Sloppy-Joe 

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.
With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.
Sideways Sloppy-Joe by Shane December 9, 2004