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tard wrangler 

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
tard wrangler by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Tard Wrangler 

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards
The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.
Tard Wrangler by Platitudinous November 18, 2014

Tard wrangler 

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.
why am i still working as a tard wrangler
Tard wrangler by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006

tard wrangler 

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work
that tard wrangler just ran down two tards
tard wrangler by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017

Tard Wrangler 

A non retard who (tries to) keeps retards in check. Characterised by their tight jeans.
Thankfully the 'tards have a Tard Wrangler to clear up their mess....

Tard wrangler 

The one friend that has to stay sober so they can wrangle all the retards from a night of drinking
I guess I’m the tard wrangler for the night
Tard wrangler by Enticious December 11, 2018