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Wendsley 

An amazing friend who will be supportive of you through thick and thin. She has a smile that will light up the entire room, she moves with beauty and grace. She’s extremely funny and very intelligent. May also be referred to as Wednesday and/or Willow, but won’t be mad about it. Also gives great piggyback rides
Wendsley - a name
Kaile: You’re such a simp for Wendsss omggg
Trissy: yesh, can you blame me?? She’s amazing 🥰
Wendsley by smoothiesways January 29, 2021
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Wensleys are fun to be around and are absolutely gorgeous! You will never want to look away! You always want to be around Wensleys. They are smoking hot and unforgettable. You would be very lucky to date a Wensley.
I wish I could date a Wensley, he's gorgeous, but way out of my league...

Genius type mavericks who usually end up as world leaders, entrepreneurs, deca-millionaires, inventors.

See Kennedy; Kennedy clan.
"You know i'm really glad that I got a chance to date a Wensley--I mean those guys are hot, Stacy!"
Wensley by TonyTomDom February 7, 2019

wensleydale

A relationship deal-breaker. A difference of likes/dislikes between a couple that is insurmountable. When Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit) discovered that Gwendoline didn’t like cheese, he called the relationship off.
I'm sorry John. This issue is a wensleydale.
wensleydale by Posalie January 4, 2011

wensleydale cheese 

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P
wensleydale cheese by bick boi November 16, 2017

Wensleydale

A masochistic activity where someone places their fingers into a cheese grater and grinds their fingers into it, slicing the skin off. Then you can put it in as cheese. You can also do this with someone else's fingers for better masochism.
Me: want some wensleydale?
Penis: pls no
Me: wensleydale time
Penis: NO

willy wensleydale 

Smegma, the cheesy secretion that collects under the foreskin.
Kevin was ecstatic: Britney had just started to perform fellatio on him. Unfortunately she got a taste of his willy wensleydale, and , gagging, stormed off home. Life can be such a bitch sometimes!
willy wensleydale by Dunky Oggins December 14, 2003
Wensley is so thick sis.
wensley by Wensley the pole January 2, 2019