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spherical bastard 

An individual with few redeeming characteristics. Stems from the fact that spheres appear exactly the same when viewed from any perspective. The phrase is commonly attributed to astronomer Fritz Zwicky.
Scooby's a spherical bastard, since no matter how you look at him, he's still a bastard.
spherical bastard by dziban July 14, 2007

serperior 

The final evolution of Snivy. The most badass out of all the Unova starter final evolutions, it can stop its opponents in their tracks with just a glare. With no type other than Grass, Serperior is rather strong. Players are cautioned when picking Snivy, as picking Snivy is basically picking hard mode. Just a quick side note, Tepig is easy mode, and oshawott is medium.
"Erhmahgherd my Emboar is way better than your-"
"Shut the f*ck up. I picked hard mode. Serperior is therefore better than EmBORE! DEAL WITH IT."
serperior by Holysnivybutts October 1, 2013

Spherical Bastard 

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!

Sepherikal 

A state of inebriation; even more so than your peers that are hanging out with you.
1-Kyle acts gay even when he is not sepherikal; but does that really make him gay?

2- Kyle got sepherikal in no time, but then he threw up and became his drunk self again!
Sepherikal by Stephen Estevez November 1, 2007
"My name is sphericle geometry dash, and i think that acu is an insane demon"
Sphericle by skiptracingclub September 17, 2023

spherical asshole 

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.
He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.
spherical asshole by Fearman November 11, 2007