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Safey – where selfies meet safety. A safey involves taking a picture of yourself participating in fun outdoor activities, while ‘playing it safe’.

Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.

The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.

Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
OR
“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
safey by WaterForLife July 23, 2016
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a typo on Tommyinnits sign for his hotel
Safey by fundiip January 26, 2021
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a word invented by Tommy Innit's friend AwsamDude (Sam nook)
Safey is our biggest priority
safey by Zoshur January 26, 2021

safey safe 

When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
safey safe by mike deezy January 9, 2007

Keep you safe 

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
A adorable lil tomato head that hides behind jokes and is a secret agent and left his twin brother Saeran. Who also likes charity organizations.
That is a Saeyoung over there. Go help him.
saeyoung by DerpyLlamas!! January 6, 2017

safe music 

songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.
All Brian listens to is safe music. Whenever the tunes sound heavy or edgy, he changes the station.
safe music by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015