Skip to main content
to randomly ask someone for a ridiculous favor.
I've got a blistan to ask...
blistan by The Burnt Spoon May 26, 2012

blisstering fuckup 

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

BlissKai 

BlissKai is a partnered twitch streamer. At the time I posted this, she has 14.2K followers and has an amazing twitch community. She’s a variety streamer so she plays a lot of different games. She’s also known for being 4’9.
“Hey bro you know BlissKai?”
Yeah bro, ain’t she that 4’9 streamer?”
BlissKai by Deprexcity November 9, 2020
friend, compardre, mate
yo hows it hangin blista, cha dwan the night?
Blista by monkeylennon March 21, 2008
Texts about something blissful.
Here's a blisstext: Sitting on the beach with the sun on my face, protected by SPF 15.
blisstext by ConnieMarie526 January 24, 2013

blissmas 

An event or period of time in which one experiences bliss equivalent to or greater than that experienced at a holiday such as Christmas.
Reuniting with her three children was blissmas for her.