icid 

Acronym of "I can't, I'm depressed".

Boss: "When the fuck are you going to send me that report? It's been 2 weeks past the deadline"
Me: "Icid. fire me if you want, idcam"

icid by True Faker March 5, 2021

verse-icide

The Extermination of one or more universes (including parallels & multi-verses)

It is occasionally practiced by scientific geniuses who are artificially-voiced & wheelchair bound.
The tendency is especially pronounced in the progenitors of machine-creatures.

There have been two factually documented attempts - thankfully both were unsuccessfull.

"Detonate the reality bomb! AHAHAHAHAA"
(Davros, attempting verse-icide from the dalek crucible)

"Activate the Large Hadron Collider! AHAHAHAHAAA"
(stephen hawking, attempting verse-icide at CERN)

verse-icide by ceti331 December 15, 2008

straw-icide 

when the straw that is in your drink is too short for the can/bottle...and slowly sinks to its untimely death.

I've already gone through 3 straws today because my dinky straws keep committing straw-icide in my supersized lemonade!

straw-icide by dakotasmom August 25, 2009

do-icidal 

You've hit rock bottom and are left with nothing, things are looking real bleak, you have no job, no girlfriend, maybe even no home, you see only one way out ...to start to think constructively and start to do something about the situation, to get your life back on track because it's the only option. It's like the flipside of suicidal, y'know for positive people

"yeah, things are pretty bad for Bob at the moment, he just lost his job and his missus broke up with him, he's been pretty down, he's starting to show do-icidal tendencies though so I reckon he'll be OK"

do-icidal by Damien Scullion October 15, 2007

Wreckless Whore-icide 

Noun: The state of a female whom displays any signs or indications of whorism, without discretion, shame, remorse, or any forethought or consideration of danger or consequences.

Keyless "What girl let's three strangers fuck her at the same time, then nonchallantly strolls out like nothing happened??"

Josh "That degenerate slut from last night, yea she's definitely guilty of Wreckless Whore-icide."

Wreckless Whore-icide by Bosh Jurton September 9, 2011

Shoe-icide

When you look so good in your shoes and have to much pride to take them off because you know being sexy sometimes hurts. Go girl! bend&snap

LOSO:

"Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
Looking good has it's sacrifices"

Shoe-icide by six.ten October 12, 2010

q-icide 

--noun-- An action in which one challenges one's own capabilities by smoking a "quad" (1/4 of an ounce of weed, 7 grams) in a short period of time.

Guy 1: I'm not doing anything until 12 tomorrow.
Guy 2: Good, pass the bong. That gives us 6 solid hours of q-icide.

Guy 1: What's wrong with James?
Guy 2: He just smoked a quad of shwag. Straight committed q-icide on himself.

q-icide by dirtymopmob January 15, 2010