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trailer park Corvette 

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.
Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.
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To be a commited person. To either to a campanion or a lover. And very good at disapearing. Great Assassins. Revenge is most important.
He's a very cunning and corvo person.
corvo by ChaosEater January 25, 2014
Someone who is generally over-worked and under-rested.
corvan by Godless_Bastard March 26, 2009

Corvette ZR1 

A car that outperforms other vehicles that cost twice as much, and is on par with vehicles that cost four times as much.
Chris: Oh shit, was that a GT-R that just rolled by?

Terry: I think so, but to be honest, I'm still not sure what "GT-R" even stands for. Garbage To Ride, perhaps?

Chris: Holy fuck, dude, forget the GT-R, is that a Corvette ZR1?!

Terry: My God, it is! I'm fairly certain that my penis just exploded due to the fact that the capillaires in my penis were engorged with far too much blood. This must have been onset by that Corvette ZR1 that just rolled by.
Corvette ZR1 by TZG_Eleven May 27, 2011

Corvallis Gypsy

A campus gypsy exclusive to Oregon State University in Corvallis. These people migrate to OSU to find parties and freeload on alcohol, especially during Halloween. Masses of them can be seen wandering the streets during this time of year, searching for shelter to spread diseases and lay their eggs. Usually from the city of Eugene but can also come from Portland, West Linn, and Oregon City.
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "Who in Corvo tonight? 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "We just got here bruh it's gon be lit af"
Corvallis Gypsy 1: "You find a spot?"
Corvallis Gypsy 2: "It don't matter bruh, I got this Henny 😈"
Corvallis Gypsy by TitsForHarambe August 12, 2016

Corvette Widow 

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.
Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?