batch file

A file on a windows computer that executes some of the simplest code ever. Often used by script kiddies to trick their friends that they're "hacking".

<Skid> Bro I'm hacking the main frame.
<Friend> Nah dude thats a batch file.

batch file by wyatt445 February 21, 2021

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Windows Batch File

A file that can mess up your computer.

Guy 1: I Downloaded a file called Free minecraft.bat (Windows Batch File) off of Mediafire!
Guy 2: Are you stupid?
Guy 1: too late, My PC Is now toast.

Windows Batch File by JamezWebResearch August 15, 2017

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file bitch

A derogatory term for a secretary, assistant, or intern that does the most demeaning and menial office work. This person is almost always at the bottom of the company ladder, making them a living target for all their coworkers.

Jim: God, I really don't want to have to copy all of this crap. Then it's got to get filed. It's gonna take all night.

Mike: Well, just give it to the file bitch. She's not a real person anyway.

file bitch by Ian Evans January 23, 2008

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Shut up and release the files, bitch!

RELEASE THE FILES! I'LL DRONE STRIKE EVERYBODY! BLULULULULULULULULULULU! BALALALALALALALALALA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Hym "Shut up and release the files, bitch! BLULULULULULULULULULU!!"

Shut up and release the files, bitch! by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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