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porpoise poot 

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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porpoise hork 

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.
"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
porpoise hork by lilryry May 24, 2006
I have no porpuss in life.
Porpuss by Gagshshshsu January 15, 2019
a person that is in a way different from everybody else
The porph did not go with the crowd.
porph by Yoo Kee Mit February 21, 2007

pants porpoise 

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin
"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."
pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

Silk Porpoise 

When a male ejaculates so much and hard into a womens mouth that it spews out of her nose like a porpoise coming up for air.
last night I gave this girl a silk porpoise beacuse I had not came in like 6 months
Silk Porpoise by jp&bn March 29, 2009